About
At S4lti Business, we’re a quirky crew of creatives, makers, and self-proclaimed sarcasticians—bringing original art, practical fixes, and a healthy dose of humor into the world. We believe in creating, building, and repairing things… all while providing snarky commentary along the way.
Here’s the team behind the magic (and occasional chaos):
The S4lti Business Crew
Founder & Creative Director
Kristi Harris — “The Creative Brain”
Kristi is the creative engine that drives S4lti Business. From painting and sculpture to design and product strategy, she thrives on turning wild ideas into reality. When she’s not covered in paint or sketching out the next big project, you’ll find her wielding power tools or tossing out puns so bad they circle back around to good.
Fun Fact
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Kristi believes a pun is just another misunderstood form of art.
Founder & Director of Operations
Kevin Harris — “The Muscle”
Kevin is the hands-on craftsman who keeps the wheels turning. With a knack for woodworking, framing, and general fixing, he’s equally at home in the shop as he is in the garden. If it’s broken, Kevin will fix it. If it needs building, he’s already on it. And yes, his obscure jokes come included.
Fun Fact
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His garden is organized with the same precision as his projects—down to the last leaf.
Luxurious & Spicy Professional Cat
Furdinand Von-Pig Harris—”Nandy”
Every creative space needs a boss. At S4lti, that’s Furdinand. With his glamorous fur and sharp opinions, he takes his role as shop supervisor very seriously. Duties include demanding attention, testing the durability of nap spots, and ensuring projects meet his high standards.
Fun Fact
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Nandy is an outdoor enthusiast who believes naps are a non-negotiable business practice.
Tiny Dictator & Cuddle Expert
Chop-Suey Chopskee-Chopparoo Harris—”Sweet Potato”
Don’t be fooled by her size—Chop-Suey runs a tight ship. She enforces nap times, keeps the team on schedule, and rules with a velvet paw. Between bouts of ferocious toy mouse attacks, she graciously accepts cuddles from her loyal subjects.
Fun Fact
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Sweet Potato is the official nap-time enforcer. Compliance is mandatory.
Shop Gremlin
Sarsparilla Rilla Rilla Rilla The Microphone Killa Harris—”Pickle”
Wild, zesty, and always up for mischief, Pickle is the chaos engine of the team. If it involves string, treats, or surprise attacks, she’s on it. Her energy keeps everyone on their toes—and occasionally questioning their life choices.
Fun Fact
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String is life. Treats are non-negotiable. Pickle will fight you for both.